The WTF of the Month

Ok, I have nothing against anyone who is trying to form a family to start off... My good friend Veronica sent me an email that literally left me speachless. I thought that things like this were folk lore material, but to my astonishment they are true. Apparently, there is a 16 year old Argentinian girl who has seven (YES SEVEN) kids. From what I read, she had one kid at 14 years old. Wow, where were her parents on that one. Then, she had a set of triples at 15. Finally, for now, at 16 she has a second set of triples! Holy Moses! That's insane! People in her town are upset at her and the family. Rightfully so. She is trying to get assistance from the government because, as you guessed it, she is a single parent!

Seven kids before the age of 17! This borders on unbelievable! How could anyone let their child get to this extreme? For one, evidence shows that the kid had sex before she was old enough to even drive! When I think of that age, I think of little girls giggling over Justin Timberlake and watching Hanna Montana. I really believe that both the girl and her parents are at fault for this outcome. She is not even old enough to truly comprehend the impact that this is going to have on her and her kids. I just can't understand why.

I can't see this girl dating anyone anytime soon. As soon as the secret is out, the guy is going to hit the bricks faster than a crackhead hittin' the pipe. That poor girl is so stretched out that her next kid is going to have a womb with a view! The kid could pretty much walk out, doing cart wheels, while twirling a baton, without touching the sides. It's pretty much destroyed. I bet it's like the Lincoln Tunnel. Ok, enough of that....

Anyway folks, since I am at work, I think I should get back to doing some work. It's not like I'm rich or something. Gotta get my beans one way or another. Keep safe and dream big!

Typical Monday

I've seen some better days. Boy, today seemed to drag on and on. I had my heart set on going to the dojo, but to my surprise, they're closed for the week. Oh well, I'm there next Monday. As I was saying, work was typical today. It's pretty much the same thing over and over. Let me describe to you a typical day at the hospital.

I arrived at the parking lot assigned to us around 7:40 every morning. I catch the bus from the parking lot to the hospital. I start working at 8 am every morning. This is where the madness begins. You see, I deal with veterans. Usually, they are very nice. They come up to you and you check them in for their appointment. They make their way to a chair, have a seat, and wait to be called. (Now you know that I was going to throw a monkey wrench into this.) However, everyday we get one patient who thinks he/she is better than the rest. Either they do not like waiting or they beleive that they know the system inside and out. Sometimes they are easy to difuse. Lately, that has not been the case. We treat all of them with upmost respect. But, oh boy,do they try us!

After awhile, to break up the monotany, we come up with different games to play. One of my favorites is the Google search of the day. We think of something from our childhood and we begin a Google search for it. It's amazing the things that you find!

By the end of the day, I ready to leave work and head for home. However, as fate's hairy palm hand would have it, getting home is an adventure. Traffic here is getting worse. Oh well, suck it up I guess. It could be worse. I don't know how, but I bet it could get worse.

Oh well, at least I got my fun job and I'm healthy. That's enough for me. Well folks, y'all have a good week. Remember to make work fun. You're stuck there for eight hours a day. Take it easy . Keep safe and dream big!

Fast Foward

Hey folks,

Well, another weekend gone. I can't believe we're already in August. This used to be my favorite month, but that has changed. I had a pretty cool weekend. I saw some old friend, whom I haven't seen in awhile. Also, I have some good news. I am starting a webpage that deals with music. I am going to be teaching the basics of guitar. I'll start off with Spanish-based rhythms and then progress to American. Hopefully, it will work out fine. I'm doing it for two reasons. The first reason is because I love to teach. The second reason is because I want to get more experience in video editing. Let's see how this venture works out.

Anyway, back to the time thing... Wow! The year is more then half done. I can safely say this year was a little bit rougher, emotionally, than last year. However, I have definately have had more fun this year. I remember when I was growing up..... oh wait a minute, I sound like an old dude.....anywho, I remember how time stood still. Now even before I can finish farting the week is up. It's not easy being thirty-something and single with no kids. Some people may say that I have it made. I see it as a curse. With no one beside me, I wonder if I should just give it all up and become a monk. That wouldn't work for me because...well.... let's leave it at that. I thought that by now I would have some kids. I always wanted to embarrass them in front of their friends and make them wish I never existed. That's part of the joys of parenthood. I'm just upset that I'm missing out. You may say "Sam, why don't you adopt?" I would say " And risk of getting a kid like you?!" Just playing... I don't know if I can. I am a guy and statistically it's harder for a single guy to adopt. With all the wackos out there, it's amazing someone hasn't come along and taken me away from myselfand put into an orphanage. Maybe one day I'll be a dad. I really want to do things right.

So, my plan for this week is to go back to training. I know that Mr. Heimberger is going to have a field day with me. I'll try to go to the beginners class so that I can warm up and break in again. I sure did miss going to the classes. So many things got in the way of me going. This time, I am going to make myself go to the classes. So, wish me luck. I'm going to need it.

Another thing is that I ask everyone to help me out and keep me in your prayers. I'm going through a rough moment and I need all the help I can get. Well, kiddies. It's time for me to mosey on out of here. have a great week and as always...Keep safe and dream big!

Food For Thought

Hey crazy cats,

The weekend id finally here and it's time to unwind. This has been one crazy week for me. Work was work,as always. One thing I try to do know is I try to learn a new lesson. This week's lesson was kind of rough. I had to learn when to let things go and let time takes its course. This, by far, is a tough lesson. We, as humans, tend to want to hold onto things that are familiar and dear to us. We try to resist change as much as we can. At times , we accept the change with arms wide open. Other times, we tend to run from it like running away from an ugly, drunk fat chick. Another lesson that I learned is that no matter how hard you try, there are times when you cannot outrun what is meant to be. No matter how hard you try, there are things in life that you must confront and accept.

I want to pose a question. Before you answer, think about it and really give it some thought. How far would you go to save what you most love ( be it your child, wife, husband, sister, etc...) In the Bible, it says something about laying down your life for your fellow man. In the Armed Forces, they teach you to lay down your life for your country. In marriage, you make a promise for richer or for poor, in sickness or in health, till death do you part. But, is this true? Do we really believe in all those words? We tend to look for exceptions to the rules before we even apply them to our everyday lives. We're constantly looking for excuses. Granted, there are situations where we must weigh all the resources at hand. Besides those situations, we would rather give up easily and look for something else rather than fight for what we believe in.

I ask all of those who right this entry not to settled for the norm. Let's challenge ourselves to break the status quo and fight for what we believe in. We only have one life. Why must we conform ourselves to live a life where when something goes wrong we back away from it or say that;s life it was meant to be. We are all better than that. We can be leaders in a new way of thinking. We should never accept defeat. We must learn from our defeat and challenge it once more. As long as the sun rises in the morning, failure is never permanent. To err is human, forgiveness is divine, and to triumph in the face of adversity is to have an unbreakable spirit. Keep safe and dream big.

The Doctor Will See You Now

OK folks. Here we go! You're gonna love this bit of info that I read over at FoxNews.com. It seems like our Aussie friends have blacklisted a medical procedure. Apparently, they have found reason to say no to designer vaginas. That's right folks, designer vaginas! I'm not criticizing the Australian Board of Medicine. What I'm flippin' wondering is who in their right mind would subject themselves to such a procedure? Holy freakin cow, man! I mean it isn't that pretty to begin with, so why bother trying to fix it. It's like trying to put braces on a dog's teeth.

The article goes into explaining in one occasion a man walked in and asked a doctor, while showing him a pornographic picture, to make his girlfriends coos-coos look like the pornstar's!! That's some serious hatin'! If I were her, I'd kill him for just suggesting the notion of me committing myself to such a procedure. You see, and then you all think that I'm the one who is crazy.

So, my question is the following... Is cosmetic surgery going overboard? The answer is not just yes, but hell to the yes! I thought I heard it all with anal bleaching.( hey pick youself off the floor! stop laughing.) That's right, anal bleaching. This is the funny part. You see, people are tired of their pooper looking ....well....like a pooper. Sooooooo. someone had the brilliant idea and thought" hey, i wish my pooper looked alot whiter." Then, anal bleaching was born.

The things that people will do just to look "good". I can't imagine someone walking into the hospital where I work at and say"hi, I'm here for my 2 o'clock anal bleaching." Then, the procedure must be very creepy. I can't imagine myself getting something like that. I would rather eat shreaded glass before I do something like that.

Anyway, so medical science has gone overboard. Now, if you're tired of any part of your body, you can have it changed. I would not be surprised if next week you can get designer eye balls. Or even better yet, designer scrotums with bling bling diamonds studs.

Well folks, if you ask me , this world has gone crazy. At least it's no longer a boring world. Who knows, maybe next week I'll be able to join the U.S. Olympic pole vault team (without needing a pole vault.) Keep safe and dream big. ( I know I do).