Out of Sight Out of Mind....

Well my Lovely Fans....I know ya Miss Me!!!!! But it seems like since I've moved onto bigger and better things I've been pushed down the line and no longer loved.So I have to make my way to the top and demand my love be returned.....Okay for the people that are new to the site I'm talking about Sammy....How could you do this to me Sammy...I thought you loveded me...the only person that truely cared my ride or die...my ace boon coon! Now I don't mean anything to you...What about our love child and our future unborn children...Well I'll let all my feelings fall to the waistside as you have done...I'm finished...I'm done...it's over...I will write Blogs once a week for my followers and post a picture every other week....I know somebody out there will find what they are looking for in me...and I will give them all my heart and YES our child will call them DADDY!!!!

All my Single fellas throw your hands out....I'm available and ready to show someone a good time!! Please Balieve me!!!! Feel free to hit your girl up!These are jokes..But I will be posting different pics and blogs every other week to support my boy! One love and I miss you all.....Except that one REAL @$$ dude I use to sit next to but I'm going to be nice and I'll be the bigger woMan about the situation! Peace and love to all...Miss you Sammy...MBM...Z,Nanananana and all the rest of my fam...

MUAH....(Big Kisses)

3Dee over and out

La Nena Bella

I must 1st say Sammy you're the BEST....thanks for inviting me and the name change on the page...You are LOVED and Thank YOU....

Wow......What can I say....Well THANK YOU...To all my loyal fans, friends, co-workers, the guys at the bars, all the people I paid.....Wait EDIT...come on EDIT...Well that button don't work. Okay to be honest it was word of mouth that got everybody logged onto this site. I couldn't be happier to be a part of something so original, exciting and new.

Okay I think I've thanked everybody...Now to business...

My first order of business.....Let's lighten up the site a little...Give it a little femme touch!

Not taking anything away just adding love to it! I'm sure everybody would love to log on in this new year 2009 BABY....and the 1st thing they see is a different color on the sam page. I'll think of some other little add-ons that can be worked into the site. Also you all know that I enjoy participation from the viewers so email me 3deelicious@gmail.com and give me some suggestions.

I've enjoyed doing the site and keep your eyes adjusted there's more to cum....ooops you know what I mean.

Besos

3~D

Get Your Ticket Now.....

Well....well....well.... Looks like the votes are almost all in and it's almost that time to tally up the votes.....So in my favor I'm giving out free tickets to be redeemed after the contest.

The most recently asked questions:

1.Well 3D you might ask what are these tickets and how can I use it?

It's simple....simply tell all your MYSPACE/FACEBOOK....and all the other website connections about:

www.sams-paradise.blogspot.com

2.How can I use my ticket?

Anyway you like....But keep in mind the emails come in so often I will respond to them as I receive them

3.Why is 3D giving away free tickets?

That answer is simple...Because of YOU....Our FANS!!!!! You deserve something nice!

Once you've accomplished that misson post a comment on here and I'll personally send you an ticket email...

So here's the ticket email you'll receive:

It's called a B.J. Ticket yes men can get a free B.J. at anytime with this ticket just present the ticket to your wife or girlfriend...Tell them 3D sent you and if they don't know who I am shame on you.....

Ladies this works for you too! Simply print our your B.J. ticket and give it to your man,husband or male friend...if you float both ways hey give it to your girlfriend....If they all act up give it to one of their friends...

Wait a minute I see a few of you smiling too hard to receive this B.J. ticket....

Let me explain to you how the B.J. ticket is used:

1st of all B.J. stands for Bologna and Jelly...See I knew you were all thinking something else...But when you want a friend or loved one or just a fling to do something good for you...Promise them a B.J. ticket that can be redeemed at any time...You'll be suprised how many gifts and chores you'll receive and get done.

Okay for making you all think something totally off guard-I'll answer any question asked directly to me and I'll make it a blog so all of you can get to know 3D.

I hope you ALL enjoy the holidays and take care of one another!

Live...Love...Life

Celebrity Status

WOW.....I feel so honored and a bunch of other emotions feel my heart when I get on here and see I have a fan club. I want to thank ALL of you especially Mr.3DeeFan. I can't begin to explain what it does to me every time I log on and see people replying to our post and enjoying our videos.I must admit all of you make us feel like CELEBRITIES....Stay tuned and keep following us I promise it'll get better as time goes on!

Live....Love....Life

The Last Piece

Okay....So there you are sitting in the bathroom. A minute goes by and (splash....splash) Aww the relief it feels so good to release the frustrations of the world into your toilet. (Splash....splash) there goes some more! A good ten minutes roll around and you're still there!

But all of a sudden you realize the water splashing back up from the bowl starts to feel cold on your bottom. You imagine your bottom with little sprinkles of poo on it and start grabbing toilet paper by the handful.....

Pulling and whipping and pulling and whipping some more.......the walls seem to be closing in on you and the smell is so detrimental to your health you'll have to take a shower! But it's 3 in the morning. So respectfully you wanna wait til people are awake...So sitting there you decide let me just wipe and get up!

Looking at the roll there's nothing left but one square. You figure if you look at the empty roll long enough magically it will appear...NOT....So there you are in the dark in the bathroom with a bowl full to the brim and sprinkles of poo somewhat still on your bottom.....The you look at that little brown roll with one piece of square toilet paper looking back at you....

F.Y.I

It pays to have an extra roll in your bathroom with plenty of spray and if you're ever stuck in this situation....Go ahead and jump in the shower....

Besos

3D

Half A Heart

Hello ALL.....Especially the LADIES!!!!

You know the old saying "It's better to have loved, than to never love at all." Well something like that I know you all know what I'm talking about.....

Who came up with that damn saying...It had to have been someone with Half A Heart! It's nice to be in Love but it's even better to be loved back...Trust me I'm the master at loving an not being loved...IT HURTS....But you live and learn the next time it comes around...Love that is..You take a deep breath and hold your breath and pray for the best! It's hard....VERY HARD...to want to be LOVED soooooooooooo bad that you'd do just bout anything...Well okay I'm lying you'd do ANY and EVERYTHING for the possibility of True LOVE! Don't give up...Just keep your fingers crossed and continue to be yourself..don't change for nobody and if you really LOVE the person you're with just keep focused.

Believe me it'll be hard..people will give you their opinion and you have to be strong enough to hear what they're saying and not act on everything they say...Yea statistics show 99.999999999999% of the time Friends w/ Benefits don't end up the way the person that is HEAD OVER HEALS really wants...

These are you're options when put in this situation:
A:Love...Love....Love like there's no tomorrow and enjoy all the good times before they run out...

B:Try very hard to keep your half of your heart that Loves to yourself and keep the benefits rolling...

C:Keep your Friend and cut the Benefits....Not you want I know but you save yourself the heartache and keep your friend. It sucks but this way you don't loose out on a beautiful friendship.

or good ole

D:Put everything out there from the beginning and talk EVERYTHING out...especially if you think your friendship is important....Don't assume...Cause we all know what that does...if IT..(the friendship w/Benefits) starts to confuse you...Then it's time to sit and chat again...Keep the COMMUNICATION lines open if you don't want IT to fail.

Well now YOU ALL have the keys...you know what to do and what not to do!!! Now let's see how many of you will do the (RIGHT THING) best thing! Keep your head up people it's not the end of the world even though sometimes it seems like it!When you think you've cried enough....take a nice cold shower cry some more and when you're finished squeeze your pillow really tight cry some more until you fall asleep.....Or you can do like I do and tell your little one your chest hurts ...he'll play Dr. by giving you a BIG kiss and hug..you can keep crying until they fall asleep then when you wake up...if you're without your FRIEND...Just pray your day goes by fast and wish for a better tomorrow! Believe it'll all be alright and it shall...Though things may not end up the way YOU want it will be OKAY!

Be STRONG....Loving people and continue to be YOU...One day You too will be LOVED!

The Ugly Eye!!!

Hello All....Especially LADIES....Hey Gur

Yes it's me the infamous 3-D....The mastermind Sammy has put your girl on the net to share....the FEMALE POINT of view! Well I hope he knows what he has done because I'm ready to open wide and share...wait a minute...that's exactly what Sammy wanted.Well ladies my story for the week is well you guessed it the Brow nightmare.You ever have that moment when you've gone too long without getting/doing your eyebrows...They kinda sit on the top of your forehead like little caterpillars waiting to be trimmed and snipped.You know you've gone too long when they start forming a union(formerly known as the uni-brow).Then you rise and shine on that beautiful Sunday to go to your favorite nail shop,(go figure..a nail shop to get your eyebrows done), just to find out the place is closed. So you decide to do them yourself. Sounds like a plan, you head back home pull out the wax, it's expired. You look for your tweezers (if our like me and you've just recently moved and have a 3yr old that thinks he can fix everything) they're not where they're suppose to be. So finally you go for the good old fashion eyebrow razor...You get started and notice the razor is a little dull. But so focused on getting your eyebrows right before work you continue to use the dull blade. The pain is so excruciating it feels as if every hair is being pulled from your face. Okay guys not all of you are in a rush to go out there and get your eyebrows done(though some of you need it) but just imagine a hair in an area so delicate and sensitive on your body being plucked....over and over again..ohhh the pain oh the agony. You want to stop but you can't because you don't want to look odd to the public.So here I am raking away at my face I can almost hear my pores yelling...."Please stop..you're killing me" But I keep moving this dull razor back and forward across my forehead. Let's be real I don't have the average sized forehead it's pretty big...(but there's a reason for everything,my forehead is handy) but I'm sitting there trying to balance these bad boys out...The worst part(which is the real reason my brows were crying) the cleaning...you know that rubbing alcohol that your Mom use to rub your wounds with (to keep them clean).But once the fire dies down and the burning has been numbed I was still left in a bad way.No luck so I'm stuck with one eyebrow looking aight and the other not looking so hot!I went to work and all I felt was all eyes on me! Man don't I hate long work weeks...