OK folks. Here we go! You're gonna love this bit of info that I read over at FoxNews.com. It seems like our Aussie friends have blacklisted a medical procedure. Apparently, they have found reason to say no to designer vaginas. That's right folks, designer vaginas! I'm not criticizing the Australian Board of Medicine. What I'm flippin' wondering is who in their right mind would subject themselves to such a procedure? Holy freakin cow, man! I mean it isn't that pretty to begin with, so why bother trying to fix it. It's like trying to put braces on a dog's teeth.
The article goes into explaining in one occasion a man walked in and asked a doctor, while showing him a pornographic picture, to make his girlfriends coos-coos look like the pornstar's!! That's some serious hatin'! If I were her, I'd kill him for just suggesting the notion of me committing myself to such a procedure. You see, and then you all think that I'm the one who is crazy.
So, my question is the following... Is cosmetic surgery going overboard? The answer is not just yes, but hell to the yes! I thought I heard it all with anal bleaching.( hey pick youself off the floor! stop laughing.) That's right, anal bleaching. This is the funny part. You see, people are tired of their pooper looking ....well....like a pooper. Sooooooo. someone had the brilliant idea and thought" hey, i wish my pooper looked alot whiter." Then, anal bleaching was born.
The things that people will do just to look "good". I can't imagine someone walking into the hospital where I work at and say"hi, I'm here for my 2 o'clock anal bleaching." Then, the procedure must be very creepy. I can't imagine myself getting something like that. I would rather eat shreaded glass before I do something like that.
Anyway, so medical science has gone overboard. Now, if you're tired of any part of your body, you can have it changed. I would not be surprised if next week you can get designer eye balls. Or even better yet, designer scrotums with bling bling diamonds studs.
Well folks, if you ask me , this world has gone crazy. At least it's no longer a boring world. Who knows, maybe next week I'll be able to join the U.S. Olympic pole vault team (without needing a pole vault.) Keep safe and dream big. ( I know I do).
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