Hey crazy cats! Well, the year is finally winding down and we're in the full holiday swing. We here at Sam's Paradise have already got into the full holiday cheer. That's why you haven't seen many postings as you're accustomed to. This time of year is also a time in which we reflect on all the things that have happened. Now before you think this is going to be some sappy year-in-review entry, let me reassure you it's far from it.... sort of.
One of the funniest things that I've discovered, since joining the human race, is the we are very sentimental creatures ( with a heavy accent on the mental part of the word). The Christmas Carols, the lights, and the feeling of joy overwhelm us to the point we overlook things that would've bothered us if it happened at another part of the year. We overlook the used tampon who cuts us off while we are driving to work. We forgive the worthless douche bag who makes our lives less livable when they argue with the cashier at WalMart over the price of a "Larry The Cable Guy" Shirt. Finally, we forgive the f***stick who repeatedly calls the house at 3:25 in the morning, asking for Laquisha just so he can make up with her.
My question is why do we tend to be nicer at this time of year? It's the same thing, no matter what month is it. Is it because we believe that Santa Claus is Watching us? By the way, I believe Santa Claus is Actually a member of Al Qaida. I have incriminating evidence to support my claim. He threatens you into not crying or pouting. He sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake! (the pervert!) He breaks into your house in the middle of the night. If you don't leave cookies out for him, he kills your family and makes it look like you did it. You don't believe me? Ask O.J. Simpson. Do you know if you rearrange the letters in Santa you get Satan? This is not a coincidence my friends. To hell with hunting down Usama Bin Laden. We need to stop Santa and his legion of elf martyrs! He holds every...... Ahem.... ok back to reality...
Anyway, we tend to be alot nicer. If we are like this for a few weeks, why can't we be like this all year round? We should....... You know, I really think Santa should be dealt with. I know, I know... Let it go, Sam... I just can't. I for one am going to ask the President and The United Nations to deal with the Santa Menace! His reign of tyranny ends this year! No more will that fat f**k pass up my house again. Down with Santa!
Anyway folks, you guys enjoy yourselves this holiday season and may everything you ask for come true. Keep safe and dream big!
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