Okay....So there you are sitting in the bathroom. A minute goes by and (splash....splash) Aww the relief it feels so good to release the frustrations of the world into your toilet. (Splash....splash) there goes some more! A good ten minutes roll around and you're still there!
But all of a sudden you realize the water splashing back up from the bowl starts to feel cold on your bottom. You imagine your bottom with little sprinkles of poo on it and start grabbing toilet paper by the handful.....
Pulling and whipping and pulling and whipping some more.......the walls seem to be closing in on you and the smell is so detrimental to your health you'll have to take a shower! But it's 3 in the morning. So respectfully you wanna wait til people are awake...So sitting there you decide let me just wipe and get up!
Looking at the roll there's nothing left but one square. You figure if you look at the empty roll long enough magically it will appear...NOT....So there you are in the dark in the bathroom with a bowl full to the brim and sprinkles of poo somewhat still on your bottom.....The you look at that little brown roll with one piece of square toilet paper looking back at you....
F.Y.I
It pays to have an extra roll in your bathroom with plenty of spray and if you're ever stuck in this situation....Go ahead and jump in the shower....
Besos
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