Hey crazy cats, I'm back for another entry in what seems to be a lot of people's guilty pleasure. I didn't know that there were many people out there with some voyeuristic tendencies. It's kind of spooky and cool at the same time. Why would anyone think my life is remotely interesting is beyond me. However, thank you very much!
Well, another weekend gone and another step closer to my eventual parting from this existence. Just kidding. Anyway, Father is doing a lot better from everything. I'm so glad. He is my inspiration. He taught me everything good that I know. I wish him a speedy recovery.
There's a couple of things that I have to mention. the first one is that I managed to kill off eight very expensive tropical fish with one single wireless keyboard. Yep, I dropped my keyboard into the aquarium. Don't ask me how because I have yet to figure out that one. The only say in grace was that they all went really quickly.
I feel really bad about it, but remember I'm the same guy who opened a parakeet cage and had one fly out and meet its demise with a ceiling fan at full blast! Poor thing. It took me hours to get him out of the wall! Not to mention the cost of repairing the wall. Wow, those little suckers can really cause damage!
Anywho, work is ok. Nothing really new there.Then again, it's a government job. When was the last time something productive was done by the government. Really, what next? It's going to take an African American president and some sort of flu to..... oh wait....oops.... never mind.
On to better things... For those of you who care, here comes the part where I talk about my single life. For those of you who don't care, here's the part where you guys laugh at me and point fingers. Anyway, I'm such a studly hunk of a man that I have women hurting each other just to get near me. Oh wait, that's the medication talking. Actually, I know of corpses,dumped by the side of train tracks, who have seen more action than me. I pretty much have the worse luck with women ever known to man! If I were Adam, there wouldn't be a human race. Eve would've grabbed the serpent, made a noose, and hung herself! No one seems to like an honest guy anymore.
So what does a guy like me do? I listen to other people in my situation. I try to go out there and meet people. This is were the weird part comes in. I remember when women wanted to be treated with respect and dignity. Nowadays, I see that isn't the case. I've met women who don't care about themselves, their bodies, and their reputation. What ever happened to getting to know someone? Now, it's "that was great! By the way, what's your name? Oh and don't bother calling." That kind of attitude takes me for a loop. I will never understand the humans!
Now before you go thinking that I'm the strikeout king, I did meet someone this week. AND SHE'S NOT A DRUNK! She sounds really sweet and shares alot in common with me. If anything, I think we have established a good foundation for a friendship. I don't want to give away too many details because you guys won't come back to the blog and see if anything else has happened. So, stay tuned.
Well, crazy cats, I gonna call this one done. I have homework to do and not alot of time to do it in. Have a great weekend everyone. Keep safe and dream big!
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