Friday, May 30, 2008

uhh...Houston,We Have a Problem...


Well, the weekend is finally here! But, before you go of on your fun filled weekend, I would like for you to take a moment to reflect and offer your prayers to all those American heroes. Let's also pray for those poor and unfortunate unsung heroes, the astronauts. I bet its tough in space with the only toilet on the ISS being broken. I can just imagine when they found out it was broken. I can just imagine the conversation.
Astronaut 1:"Dude, who used the bathroom last?
Astronaut 2:"Why, what's wrong?"
Astronaut 1:"What's wrong is that there's a flippin' huge mud snake floating through the station!"
Astronaut 2:"Dude, that's nasty!"
Astronaut 1:"Tell me about it. I thought we were being invaded by those things from "Aliens"."
You thought you had it bad when you couldn't find a parking space at Walmart. These guys are being told to hold it in until the shuttle gets there. It's not like they can call Roto Router and have them come and fix the darned thing. That's gotta suck!
Go figure, They made this thing that costs billions of dollars and these rocket scientists could figure out that it would be wise to put in an extra toilet. They're shooting up a lab that costs over $500,000,000! Yet, they can't send up a $50 toilet! Jeeze!!!!!
I figure they can stick their butts out a hatch and shoot crap-meteors down to earth. That most definitely would get their attention. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I know how angry I was when my toilet was down and the plumber told me that he would be there the next day.
So, the next time you have a problem in your busy day, just remember above you they are people with some serious "crap" going on in their lives. Let's just hope they can fix it quickly.Keep safe and dream big.

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