Friday, August 27, 2010

From Tiger to Cheetah

 Hey crazy cats, it's almost the weekend. I hope everyone is getting along nicely and things are going great. Today I decided to dive into the topic of Tiger Woods. Yep, it was only a matter of time. I really don't know what to make of all of it. Let me state my case and you can comment on it.
 I believe the Elin deserves some props for handling the situation the way she did. Divorce is never pretty. Hearts are broken and lives are torn apart. What was once the most beautiful and purest form of love our imaginations can conceive becomes a rotting pile of what once was beautiful roses. To make matters worse, children are involved. As if the destruction of love weren't bad enough, when children are involve it makes it infinitely worse.
 However, my entry isn't really about the road to destruction that both went down. My entry is about the night in December. As Tiger's SUV came dashing out the garage and rounding  the corner, he lost control and smashed a fire hydrant and then a tree. He couldn't blame the snow because in lives in FLORIDA! So my whole dilemma is what really happened?
 We all know. Tiger goes into another room. Elin picks up his phone. She sees all the texts that the fool left on the thing. She goes spider-monkey. He makes a mad dash for the door. Elin becomes "Hulk smash" angry. By now, Tiger figures that he needs to get out or it's his day of reckoning.
 So he gets into his SUV, he figures that it's now or never. He sets in his course, hits the gas, goes from 0-120 mph in .0000000000002 seconds. Little does he know that he will not get far! Seconds later, glass goes flying, bumpers come off, and a golf pro gets a concussion.
 There lies the mystery! You see, Tiger claims Elin never hit him. However, there was a golf club ( one of those really super expensive ones), blood, an ambulance ride, and finally a cover up. We all know what truly happened. Tiger got his claws clipped!
If you think I'm siding with Tiger, you're nuts! The dude thought he was all powerful. He slept around, even while his wife was pregnant! That's really cold-blooded! Plus, she is a hot looking woman! So I ask why Tiger why?!
 Now, he's going to shell out money, for a pretty long time, for a stunt that lasted maybe 15 minutes. The equation doesn't add up. He played and he lost. He lost big. He knows that he was the reason for the destruction of his marriage.
 So, the moral of the story? Do I really need to state it? We all know. Elin will suffer the heartbreak til the check clears. Tiger will suffer the failed marriage til another bimbo comes his way. The children will suffer the most. They are the true victims.
 Folks, be good to your spouse. Cherish what you have. Tomorrow may be too late. Keep safe and dream big!

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